A Ballad for Becca

Becca my dear you are so cool,

We go all the way back to elementary school

Your ode to me was so nice,

Now I am going to let people know about your spice.

You are a good roommate, that is true,

Always picking me up when I feel blue.

When you are on the road, other drivers watch out,

Road rage she has and she starts to shout.

Funny you are, but hilarious i am,

Cracking each other up, we are such hams.

Shopping you love, gallivanting around the pearl,

I think its so funny that you pass out when you hurl

You love kids and are a nanny by day,

But you stand your ground so the kiddos don't always get their way.

Your DVD collection is quite large,

You could rent them out for only a small charge.

You love to travel and been many places,

Well rounded and cultured you've seen many faces.

A cook you are not, unless it's keilbasa

I am glad you decided to live in mi casa.

If you weren't my roommate what would i do

probably work more at the hospital scooping up pooh.

I am oh so thankful to have you around,

so tonight let's party it up with some good ol' crown.